Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Spam Poetry

So now she uses a broom
by "Lori Moses"

Hello!

Here lies Sam Shay.

and a broken leg with scabies,
Cause Freddie does it for me!
I give him all my homework,
malaria and toothaches,
Which makes my parents glad.
but I'm feeling better now.
that I would like to make.
but I'm feeling better now.
When I come home from school.
I didn't shut the light.
and cinnamon raisin bread.
When I got on the school bus,
And then I felt a third and fourth.
but the joke was lost on me.
I had nosebleeds, measles, heat rash,
with some very painful sneezing,
I didn't do my reading.
while munching cookies, cakes, and chips
A nice warm bubble bath!
I asked, "Why are you pinching me?
eight spider bites and hair loss,
If I don't get it off my chest
Like history and math.

Friday, November 24, 2006

Autumn in Alaska

Carrie and I arrived in Alaska on August 1 or so. I haven't posted any photos since we arrived. But I've taken plenty. The following show the end of an Alaskan summer shading into autumn, and the onset of winter. Most were taken on a Samsung Digimax i5. But a few were taken on a Mattel Vidster.
On August 1, Carrie and I moved to Fairbanks, Alaska, because I'm working for Judge Kleinfeld of the 9th Circuit. Our first couple of weeks we lived with my relatives Barbara & Jim Philleo on Chena Ridge. Here you see me on my first day of work, out front of Barbara and Jim's place. It's jacket and tie in Judge Kleinfeld's chambers. We keep things smart here in Alaska. I picked up this number at the Thrift Town in Olympia. It's polyester, but I like it. Couple of days later we moved in to a place 4 doors down on the left.
Summer in Alaska is very green, trees as far as you can see. The birch trees behind Barbara and Jim's place are lovely, as you can see.
Unfortunately, bugs love Alaska as much as people do. Maybe more so. And in August, the most troublesome were the yellowjackets. Which everyone called "bees." Jim caught 'em with salmon chunks in soapy water. Seemed to work pretty good.
While the weather was nice, Carrie & I visited Barbara & Jim's log cabin at Chena Hot Springs. They built it themselves years ago, with some help from friends. It's truly lovely, with a big cast-iron stove for cooking and another for heat, and a loft for the bed, and gaslamps scattered all about for light. More recently, Jim installed a screened deck.
The creek out back provides a convenient source of clear, sweet water. There's a red bucket for the fresh, and white buckets for the grey.
While Carrie napped, I took a little walk in the foothills behind the hot springs.
On my first walk in the Alaskan countryside, I noticed many unfamiliar plants. These cottonlike blossoms were lovely.
But most notable were the fields of wild blueberries. They're tiny, with a wonderfully peculiar tartness. I suspect I'll never be able to enjoy blueberries from the store again. It was all I could do not to eat every one as I picked it.
Still, I managed to save a few for Carrie, in the only container I had available. I can't recommend my method, as it makes for quite a mess. Blueberries are fragile and colorful. By the time I got to the bottom of the hill, my shirt was colorful and the berries were bruised. Bring a bucket, I think. A couple weeks later we collected a gallon or two with Jim and Shari, and Carrie made the best blueberry pie I think I'll ever taste.
Before winter hit, Carrie and I drove down to Valdez, reputedly among the most beautiful places in Alaska. I guess I have to reserve judgment on that until I see the rest of them. But Valdez was pretty damn impressive. On the way, we stopped to visit a glacier, just before Richardson Pass.
The pass is pretty impressive. The wildflowers paint the mountain and the wind blows high even in the summer. I understand the pass gets 50 feet or more of snow every year. We won't be driving this way again until it melts.
The drive to Valdez was longer than we expected. But lovely the whole way. Especially here, just before you hit the ocean. Rock walls rise on either side of the road, and waterfalls spill down both sides. I understand the waterfalls are just as lovely frozen.
In Valdez, we went salmon fishing. It was coho or "silver" salmon season. The limit was 6. And everyone on the boat hit the limit in about an hour and a half. There were more fish than I'd ever seen in my life. The beaches were littered with their bodies. Literally carpeted. Tiptoeing along the sound, I felt like I was walking through a display case at Russ & Daughters.
In any case, we had 12 fish to prepare for the drive home. I tried filleting a few, but did such an execrable job we decided to enlist a professional. He carved the fish so beautifully, I was embarrassed. Such a beautiful fish deserves a proper butcher, not a hack like me.
Not a bad catch, I think. Here you see me and Carrie and Patrick and his grandpa, our boatmates. It was a good trip.
A few weeks later, it was time for Barbara and Jim to shore up the cabin's woodshed for the summer. So Carrie and I drove out to held them. In Alaska, you can use fallen trees for firewood, so Jim cut a couple trees along the highway to length, and we carried them up to the truck. Logs are heavier than they look.
Best part was, Jim taught me how to use a chainsaw. I was a bit terrified. But after a few cuts, it was just another tool. A pretty scary tool. But still. I cut up a tree.
Of course, you've got to make the pieces small for the stove. So Jim showed me how to split up the sections as well. Tap in the splitter, then swing hard.
Carrie got some swings in too. It was a blast. Even if I did get a Mark Twain feeling. Especially the next morning, with blisters galore.
Soon afterward, Carrie's mother visited. We all went out to Angel Rocks, near Chena Hot Springs, for a walk. Here's a look down the valley.
Just before the snow started falling, just after yom kippur, Jason Weiner, the president of the Tanana Valley Bar Association, offered to take us up in his ultralight airplane. I'd never seen one before. Essentially, its a propeller slung under a wing. But it was really exciting.
Jason and I went up for about an hour, over the Fort Knox gold mine and so on. I shot a roll of movie film on the Kodak K100 you see in my left hand.
So Carrie went up too. Not without a bit of trepidation. But she really loved it.
Just before Alaskaland, or properly "Pioneer Park," Fairbanks's main tourist attraction closed, we visited. My favorite bit? The diorama villages in the steamboat. Here's a still of one of the diorama's shot on my Vidster. They're really lovely. Especially because they're reconstructed by asking former residents what the villages looked like 50 years ago. Most of them don't exist anymore, except in memory.
Vidster as well. Odd thing, birds fly into our windows real regular. This little one did. And we thought it was dead. But I warmed it up. And it flew off, eventually.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Interview With Robert Gardner

A few weeks ago I interviewed legendary documentary filmmaker Robert Gardner for The Brooklyn Rail, in conjunction with film screenings at Anthology Film Archives and the DVD release of Gardner's 1970's vintage TV show, The Screening Room. You can read the interview here. Conducting the interview was an honor and a pleasure: I'm a great admirer of Gardner's films (especially Forest of Bliss) and he was exceptionally generous and cordial. I hope the interview went well. At the very least, Jennifer MacMillan liked it.

Mea Culpa

My apologies to my few, hardy readers. After a long hiatus, I finally logged in to Blogger. Only to discover, to my dismay, that I had inadvertently set comments to "moderate." And failed miserably in my moderation. To all those whose thoughtful comments were left in limbo - Rob, Ben, Chris, &c. - my humblest apologies. As my penance, I'll see if I can't post something once in awhile. The judge doesn't seem to mind, so long as I keep it sufficiently innocuous.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

An Uncommonplace Book

My good friend Patrick Ciccone alerts me to his new An Uncommonplace Book weblog, where he posts assorted quotations on various subjects. A representative example:
Obsolete Morality #1
This new form of entertainment has gone far to blast maidenhood… Depraved adults with candies and pennies beguile children with the inevitable result. The Society has prosecuted many for leading girls astray through picture shows, but GOD alone knows how many are leading dissolute lives begun at the “moving pictures.”

The Annual Report of the New York Society for the Prevention of Cruelty for Children, 1909

Review of Wanda by Barbara Loden

Somehow, I never seem to get writing assignments until I leave town. Started writing for Cineaste when I moved to DC and The Brooklyn Rail when I moved to Olympia. So, appropriately, a week before moving to Alaska, The Stranger asked me to review the DVD release of Barbara Loden's Wanda. A largely-forgotten verite-style feature made in 1970, Wanda looked promising... but didn't deliver. In any case, you can read the review here.

Magic Lantern Masterpieces

Attention! My good friend Ben Russell of Providence, Rhode Island's Magic Lantern Cinema informs me posters from past programs are now available for sale. One (or more!) of these lovely, limited edition, hand-silkscreened compositions by assorted artists can be yours for a mere $15. Just click here to purchase. And I can personally attest to their fine craftsmanship and charm. Pictured is the poster for The Magic Show, which I was particularly sorry to miss. I urge you to place your order as soon as possible. They cannot last long.

Monday, July 31, 2006

Stan Brakhage Reader Review

I recently reviewed Stan Brakhage: Filmmaker, David James's new collection of essays on Stan Brakhage, for Senses of Cinema. The review appears here.

July 28-29, 2006: From the Temple of Justice to the Fortress of Solitude

Our last week in Olympia began with a party, our first and last in the little stucco house on Bigelow Street. The weekend was hot and dry, and a pair of trees down the street framed the Lakefair fireworks like a proscenium. They weren't so impressive as all that - or perhaps I'm jaded after NYC - but it seemed a bit like they were sending us off. Unfortunately, I didn't get any pictures. So above you see me in the new glasses Carrie found for me at the Goodwill. They look just like Opu's. And the coke-bottle lenses are quite appropriate, if only metaphorically.
I was up all night Thursday finishing my last opinion for Justice Sanders, who pronounced it "pretty good." From him, that's high praise, and much appreciated. And it was a relief to know I left him all caught up. The judge's comments are often spare, but always incisive. Looking back over what I wrote for him this year, I was pleasantly surprised to realize how much better I've gotten. On Friday, Justice Sanders took the office out to lunch, then Sylvia organized coffee and cake in the afternoon, where I took some pictures. Here you see Justice Sanders in the middle and my co-clerk Marcin Grabowski on the left.
And here you see Sylvia Campbell, Justice Sanders's administrative assistance and my savior. My absent-mindedness is legendary, at least among those obliged to put up with it (ask Carrie and my brother). And Sylvia ensured I could focus on the things I actually do reasonably well (i.e. research & writing) without stepping on any landmines. Beatification seems quite appropriate. The miracle: no irremediable catastrophes.
Luckily, we landed some excellent interns this year, starting with Troy, then Kurt, and finally Wesley Hottot, whom who see above. Wesley's a UW law student. But he's originally from VA, where he worked on the VA Film Festival the year I attended. Somehow, I suspect I met him at the party at the vast old plantation house on the mountain. But I can't be sure. In any case, I only got to work with Wesley for about a month. But it was a true pleasure, as he really cares about the cases and what they stand for, and made sure even every motion to modify was just right.
Some of the other clerks have already left, but many of those still remaining were able to attend. I didn't get a picture until the end of the party. Here you see Jessica Fogel, Grace, and Jessica from the left, and Wesley and Marcin from the right. And I close with a snapshot of Justice Sanders. Goodbye Temple of Justice. I should have cried, wanted to salute, and just walked away smiling Friday afternoon, leaving the walnut, marble, and mountains of papers behind. I miss Olympia already. And somehow I suspect I'll see it again someday. On to Alaska. Another state, another judge.