By His Saccadic Majesty's Request...

On the advice of my good friend Hans Michaud, I include the following sure-fire audience-pleasing feature: Ninjas and assassin children.

Nice pj's, honey.

BBC says: "The Himalayan kingdom of Nepal has been thrown into deep constitutional crisis as the heir to the throne - Prince Dipendra - was named king after shooting dead his father and most of his family."  Um.  Recalls that old definition of chutzpah: a guy who kills his parents, then calls himself an orphan.